does a man fish if he has no rod?
Tim: You see
the problem with rods is they were banned at Columbus Fest last
year so if I want to be able to go back I can't answer any questions
does a woman kiss if she has no lips?
Tim: I guess
she'd be out of luck, but I could suggest a little product called
anti-freeze (if you know what I mean...).
does a penis erect if it has no shaft?
Tim: I think
you mean Die Hard With a Vengeance, right?
does a piece of hair remain emo if it is not black?
Tim: I'm afraid
that's scientifically impossible.
does a one Rocky still have any self-respect left if his last
name isn't Balboa?
Tim: Three words:
Witness Protection Program.
does a copy machine make copies if there is no secretary's ass
sitting on top of it?
Tim: I mean really
what do you think the people on the sun look like? Do you think
if they came here they'd have to wear like a North Face jacket
does an ass flap seemed justified if there is no Aus Rotton logo
Tim: The truth
is the scene council just decided that if an ass flap does not
have an Aus Rotten logo on it the offender is then officially
a dork (or the other way around depending on what scene council
you think is the proper one). I've also heard that Blanks 77,
Disrupt, and Celtic Frost are acceptable ass wear.
does a one Peter Chauncy and one Tim Murphy make love if they
have no sexual chocolate?
Tim: The aforementioned
subject is not required for asexual reproduction.
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