Jimmy: How and when did (Lone) Wolf and Cub come together?

Tim: In a bloodbath of shit and cum.

Jimmy: Tell me a little about the members of the band and what bands you've been in?

Tim: Rick, Dave and I were in La Mantra De Fhiqria. Micah was in Seyla. Gabe was in Psycho Scapegoat. Our ex-members were/are in Dakota/Dakota, The Ghost, and Russian Circles. 'Ol fuck face was in fuckface. We're all seriously invested masons, current, former, whatever....masons...

Jimmy: When making songs for (Lone) Wolf and Cub, do you incorporate styles from the bands you've been in or do you try to make a completely different sound?

Tim: Well, Rick writes almost all of our songs, I think he just plays Heart songs really fast.

Jimmy: Hewhocorrupts Inc recently released your CDEP May You Only See Sky. How do you think writing the material for this EP was different than writing material for the Fuiguirnet split 7 inch that was released a few years ago?

Tim: It was vastly different. Bruce Willis and Spike Lee were there for the EP. Their input could only be described as invaluable.

Jimmy: For the next release are you thinking of doing a split EP or a full length?

Tim: Full length, many vaguely witty titles are being shirtcocked.

Jimmy: How did playing Dudefest go?

Tim: Very very very fun. I didn't think we played all that well, but I was shitfaced with fun.

Jimmy: Do you think there is a big difference between Illinois shows and out of state shows? Which do you prefer?

Tim: Out of state shows tend to be more energetic, but they also tend to be younger, less drunk people. I don't really prefer one over the other, they are quite different beasts.

Jimmy: I see you are playing a few dates in the UK with Hewhocorrupts. Has the band ever played outside of the country?

Tim: Never ever never never.

Jimmy: You guys have a music video in the works. How is that coming along?

Tim: It looks pretty fucking rad. It has tons of blood and zombie babes of both sexes. We could not have had a better cast and crew. It took four 12 hours days for us and two 12 hour days for all the extras. I must shout out to Al and Ryan, the only dudes we didn't know who showed up. Ryan puked from the make-up or something. He was toughish.

Jimmy: What does the band want to accomplish in the future?

Tim: We want to accomplish THE future.

Jimmy: Do you have any last words?

Tim: You can lead a corpse to water....