Most bands use their recording budgets to make
sure that their album sounds the best it possibly could. With
the generous thirty thousand dollar advancement given to Spitalfield
for their newest record from the good fellows at Sinister Label,
the band decide to blow the money up their nose
Questions answered by Mark.
the drugs that you guys do, is there anything else that you enjoy
Mark: Not really.
However, we all seem to enjoy Rod Stewart albums. Its something
we cannot only all agree on, but also all relate to together.
Its a bonding thing. You know?
you are probably the ones to ask, where is the best place to buy
blow in the city? I heard Garfield and Bishop, can you confirm
that for me?
Mark: Our hot
spots include: Taylor and Western and Crate & Barrel.
any of the VH1 "Behind The Music" series scare your
band members, with all the talk of members dying from drug addictions
and so forth?
Mark: Our guitarist,
Daniel, has already stated, "If Im not dead by the
time Im 30, Ive done something wrong". So, no.
heard that you guys thought your guitar player died of a heroin
overdose, but he really only stop breathing because he thought
he saw Jesus. Wouldn't something like this teach you a lesson?
think so. The thing about seeing Jesus is you really think its
him. And "you really think its him" every time
you "see him". So, the whole "remember last time
you thought you saw Jesus?" thing doesnt really ever
matter or play a factor the next time you "see him".
there any truth behind the rumor that cocaine makes your pants
tighter on you because it causes erections?
Mark: No. The
only reason people think that anyways is because of Dan Rather.
you were to be locked in a room for 10 days, what drug would you
want to take with you?
Sugar Rays latest album. We would all live in peace listening
to "Answer the Phone" on repeat.
I saw your band play a couple months back, I notice some white
stuff on your nose while you were singing. Later when I brought
it up to you, you said that it was from a powder donut. Was that
true, or was that really cocaine?
Mark: Ryan, you
said you wouldnt bring this up. You have officially violated
even more than the time you broke into my house
using the garage door code and tried to steal my copy of "Saved
By The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas". You are on thin ice,
you ever shot heroin up your butt for kicks?
I know you probably need a hit or something, so I'll stop my questions
here, unless there is anything else you want to add.
Mark: Yeah. Dont
ever assume that old women like to be "pushed brutally"
into shopping carts, even if they look like they would enjoy it.
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